English Manglage

[Gingermick]

Here's another kind of speech impediment: Spoonerisms --

They're called Roonerspisms

[Iain]

Discovered by one Irishman, Dr Seamus Rooner who noticed that the brain activity in the victim was too slight to be call a spasm so he called it spism.
Hence the term for those afflicted with this was called a Rooner Spism, but the afflicted of course called it a Spooner Rism.
It's true, trust me, I submitted a paper on this at Uni many moons ago.

[Caliban]

Or wath he thwarted in thecuring the theat perhapth?

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Or as the Norse god said to Ita
"I'm Thor!"

[Aberdeen]

Oi. Yesterday, I cleaned up the decking on the new boat, glued on the gunwales and took the oars from square to round. Heading outside to put in the seat ... as soon as I can get away from this confounded board

Cheers
Richard

Hey Daddles,
How about less time on the boards and more time building that TAFE boat!

[bitingmidge]

Or as the Norse god said to Ita
"I'm Thor!"

But quite thatithfifed.....
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[Jack E]

I once mispronounced the word dyslexia as lysdexia,
I thought it was so funny that I still do it to this day, I actually cannot say the word dyslexia.
Nothing against those with Dyslexia BTW

[Caliban]

Did you hear about the dyslexic, amnesiac philosopher?
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He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

[Jack E]

The term "going forward" really annoys me, perhaps it is management trying to emphasise that although they may not be moving, they are not going backwards
I really can't stand the substitution of "and" with "n" or "of" with "a".

[bitingmidge]

Nothing against those with Dyslexia BTW

DYSLECTICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!

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[Iain]

The bottom line is you lot can't think outside the square (whatever that means)

[silentC]

I don't know, I see a bit of synergy here that we could leverage. Let's take that offline and we'll get our people to workshop it for a few weeks.

[keith53]

DYSLECTICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!

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There's nothing wrong with being dislectric

[Driver]

I don't know, I see a bit of synergy here that we could leverage. Let's take that offline and we'll get our people to workshop it for a few weeks.

Excellent! Then we can caucus their output with the other stakeholders and get consensus to implement a timeframe. At the end of the day, we should be able to deliver on a bottom-line outcome, going forward. Excuse me, I'll just answer my mobile.

[silentC]

Of course we'll need to implement a change management system, complete a risk assessment, and agree on a contingency plan. Is it Y2K compliant?

[Driver]

OK. I'll get my PA to put together a KPI worksheet to calculate the EBITDA. If that doesn't work, we'll just rub in a bit of MFKL!