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    Default Nervous Flyer

    I guess you could call me a nervous flyer.
    That would be incorrect -- I am a VERY nervous flyer.
    During my last flight I noticed the lights were flickering.
    I mentioned this to a flight attendant.

    "I'll take care of it," she said.
    Moments later the lights went out.
    Clearly she'd "solved" the problem by turning off the lights.

    The guy sitting next to me said, "Whatever you do, please
    don't ask about the engines."
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    That was a rather "plane" kind of a joke Rodger.


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    Judging by the quality of said joke i would say a HIGH flyer
    Cheers Fred



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    Sorry guys I was just trying to wing it!!
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Perhaps it should be jettisoned
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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