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Thread: Nervous Flyer
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12th February 2014, 10:12 AM #1
Nervous Flyer
I guess you could call me a nervous flyer.
That would be incorrect -- I am a VERY nervous flyer.
During my last flight I noticed the lights were flickering.
I mentioned this to a flight attendant.
"I'll take care of it," she said.
Moments later the lights went out.
Clearly she'd "solved" the problem by turning off the lights.
The guy sitting next to me said, "Whatever you do, please
don't ask about the engines."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th February 2014, 09:00 AM #2
That was a rather "plane" kind of a joke Rodger.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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13th February 2014, 11:34 AM #3
Judging by the quality of said joke i would say a HIGH flyer
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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13th February 2014, 11:45 AM #4
Sorry guys I was just trying to wing it!!
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th February 2014, 01:55 PM #5
Perhaps it should be jettisoned
I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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