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  1. #106
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    That could be handy.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  2. #107
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    As a result of Katrina, it's now illegal to pull the finger...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  3. #108
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    Thats the second biggest hand I've ever seen.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  4. #109
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    "With a hand as good as that you should play poker."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  5. #110
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    So I did a bit o' gardenin' today and planted a palm...


    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Does that sign read "Free Prostate Examinations"?
    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

  7. #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by CMB View Post
    Does that sign read "Free Prostate Examinations"?
    Obviously does not belong to the Doctor that Julia Gillard's partner was talking about

  8. #113
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    Then Jack through his hand in
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  9. #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Then Jack through his hand in
    Did you hear the one about the leper playing poker?
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  10. #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Did you hear the one about the leper playing poker?
    His partner laughed his head off.
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  11. #116
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    and doing the Hokey Pokey is terrible sight

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    Frank (the leper) went to a second hand shop.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  13. #118
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    Might have to have a group prize for that lot. :P
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    The day Armageddon in giant land began.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    So what happened to the hitch hiker
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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