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    Default Preganancy ... so she like to say

    OK this is my 'dear' step-daughter!!!

    Pregnant on round two and a hypochondriac to say the least. But, lets move on to technology.

    She has had a phone for years but has just decided to set up voice mail. She follows the promts and when asked to put in a pin she does

    # # # #

    Then it says "confirm your pin with four to nine digits" so she does

    # # #

    pin is incorrect and the same message is repeated, "confirm your pin with four to nine digits"

    4 2 9

    after repeating this process a few times the penny dropped.


    Dave the turning cowboy

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    ...haa haaa...dare I ask...is she blonde


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    Quote Originally Posted by wolften View Post
    ...haa haaa...dare I ask...is she blonde
    If only I could say yes

    At least I can say 'she's not mine' lol

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    ...yup got a pregnant daughter as well, they do come out with some classics.
    Some statements she comes out with, one cannot argue against nor can one fathom it out.
    Must be a female thing, beyond me...


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    Sorry to say this, but it's a pregnancy thing.

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    Someone asked her why they have the rubble strip on the side of the highway.

    She said, "so blind people can tell where they are driving" and she was not pregnant at the time lol

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    What's a rubble strip?

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    Rumble Bumpy white line. Touch screen. What can I say I must be pregnant

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    They are actually there to give you a fright so you drop your phone and don't still have it in your hand when you have your prang.

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    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    She should write a book. Or speeches for our politicians. The girl's a bloody genius.

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    Default How I diagnosed my wife's third pregnancy

    2008 living in Darwin, I confronted my wife and said "you are pregnant aren't you?"

    She denied it. She maintained that there was no way she was pregnant.

    I maintained that she had to be pregnant. As it turned out I was right.

    How did I know?

    I found the iron in the fridge.

    Cheers

    Doug
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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