Up in the back-woods wilds of Alaska - this mean 8 ft tall grizzly bear, walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink.

Barman complies with some bourbon.. (on ice).

This goes on a while, until the bear gets rolling dunk and meaner 'n nastier than he was when he walked in.

Finally he goes berserk, and throws chairs and bites a chunk out of the bar top and spits it across the room into the spittoon.

So the barman calls the local sheriff - who duly arrives and asks "what all the commotion's about?" - meanwhile the bears still salivating for a fight....

So the sheriff tells the Bear "he's under arrest".

Bear says "What the heck for, I ain't done nuthin' ...... yet!

Sheriff scratches his head a bit and says - "Your under arrest for illegal narcotics drugs possession!.

"Wha?... Drugs Possession?" - stammers the bear - " I ain't been takin' no illicit drugs!"

Sheriff - "Oh Yeah?, well what about that bar-bit-you-ate?"

(ta boom tish).