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    Q What's the height of optimism?
    A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

    Q: What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
    A: Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.

    Q: What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
    A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

    Q: What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
    A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

    Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the Poms?
    A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

    Q: What's the difference between the Poms and a funeral director?
    A: A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
    Cheers Fred



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    I received he same message via eMail Fred ... I liked it.

    Our club, Northern Woodturners, has recently become a
    "sister" club to Norwich Woodturners in England and I
    considered sending them a copy.

    However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
    relations.

    Thanks for submitting it.

    Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
    relations.
    BAH! I just sent the questions (only) to brit*al in Dorset. If we can't gloat (deeply, and with utmost satisfaction) now, then when can we???

    Cracker Fred!
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    Some of the quiz is in this morning's Herald-Sun for all and sundry to see now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I received he same message via eMail Fred ... I liked it.

    Our club, Northern Woodturners, has recently become a
    "sister" club to Norwich Woodturners in England and I
    considered sending them a copy.

    However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
    relations.

    Thanks for submitting it.

    Allan
    Allan you have to send it, as FF says nothing wrong with a bit of gloating. Keeps them on their toes.
    Cheers Fred



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    Joke is on the other foot.
    Wasn't that long ago the Poms had the same joke flyinh around northern hemisphere except delete Pom inset Aussie.
    what comes around comes around.
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