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  1. #2416
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    If you don't look after your porcelains, they'll catch on everything.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  2. #2417
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    Fore!





    (With the way I play golf, this is shortly followed by Five!, Six! and Seven! while I'm still on the tee...)
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  3. #2418
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Fore!

    (With the way I play golf, this is shortly followed by Five!, Six! and Seven! while I'm still on the tee...)
    Eight, Nine, Ten!...while I'm on the putting green.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  4. #2419
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    now watch 'im take a dive
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  5. #2420
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    6.0, 7.4,.5.8, 6.2, 9.9.

  6. #2421
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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    That's no how you do a wedgie...
    (said with a scottish accent)
    Fly takes it this time. Take it away Peter.

  7. #2422
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    OK, Here's one I like.
    (and no coming back with 'thats no how you brush your teeth' also said in a scottish accent.
    How-real-men-brush-their-teeth.jpg

  8. #2423
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    Never ever brush yer teeff if yer angry.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  9. #2424
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    New tooth and beard cleaner.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #2425
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    Whoe's calling who a tooth fairy
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  11. #2426
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    All right! Who put the shaving cream in the toothpaste drawer?
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  12. #2427
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    Ajax foaming cleanser.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  13. #2428
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    And now for the eye balls!!!!

  14. #2429
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Never ever brush yer teeff if yer angry.
    Think I'll go with this one.

    Off you go Cliff

  15. #2430
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    Ta.

    See how you go with this one.

    hangout.jpg
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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