Female drivers

[Allan at Wallan]

On the highway this morning there was a female driving her BMW
at 110 km/hr, putting on her make-up with her face up to the rear
vision mirror.

I looked away for a couple of seconds then suddenly she was halfway
into my lane.

Now I don't scare too easily but I was so shocked I dropped my electric
shaver, which knocked the hot meat pie from my other hand. Using my
knees against the steering wheel my mobile phone fell from my ear into
the coffee between my legs causing untold pain.

In trying to recover I accidentally knocked over my new roughing gouge
which I had safely sitting on the front seat, it became airborne and
took out my brand new G.P.S. which then chipped the windscreen.

Someone should ban female drivers.

Allan

[tea lady]

:d

[RETIRED]

In trying to recover I accidentally knocked over my new roughing gouge
which I had safely sitting on the front seat, it became airborne and
took out my brand new G.P.S. which then chipped the windscreen.

Glad you weren't turning a bowl with it.