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    Default Female drivers

    On the highway this morning there was a female driving her BMW
    at 110 km/hr, putting on her make-up with her face up to the rear
    vision mirror.

    I looked away for a couple of seconds then suddenly she was halfway
    into my lane.

    Now I don't scare too easily but I was so shocked I dropped my electric
    shaver, which knocked the hot meat pie from my other hand. Using my
    knees against the steering wheel my mobile phone fell from my ear into
    the coffee between my legs causing untold pain.

    In trying to recover I accidentally knocked over my new roughing gouge
    which I had safely sitting on the front seat, it became airborne and
    took out my brand new G.P.S. which then chipped the windscreen.

    Someone should ban female drivers.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    :d
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Tooradin,Victoria,Australia
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    In trying to recover I accidentally knocked over my new roughing gouge
    which I had safely sitting on the front seat, it became airborne and
    took out my brand new G.P.S. which then chipped the windscreen.
    Glad you weren't turning a bowl with it.

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