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26th November 2013, 01:11 AM #16
The collected insults of former PM Paul Keating - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
"All tip and no iceberg"
"Little dessicated coconut"
"You boxhead you wouldn't know. You are flat out counting past 10.You stupid, foul-mouthed grub."
"the Opposition crowd could not raffle a duck in a pub."
"It was the limpest performance I have ever seen ... it was like being flogged with a warm lettuce.
It was like being mauled by a dead sheep"
C'mon .... That's what I want from my politicians!
"Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back..."
Cheers,
Paul
PS (quoted)
Nancy Astor was a native Virginian who became Britain’s first woman member of the House of Commons. In the 1930’s she headed a clique in the House of Commons that found something to admire in Hitler’s Germany. Churchill described an Astorite as an appeaser "who feeds the crocodile hoping that it will eat him last." One time shortly thereafter, Churchill found himself at Cliveden, the Astor mansion.
After dinner Lady Astor presided over the pouring of coffee.
When Churchill came by, she glared and said. "Winston, if I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee."
"Nancy," Churchill replied to the acid-tongued woman, "if I were your husband, I’d drink it."
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10th December 2013, 11:55 PM #17Senior Member
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Sure he was arrogant and egotistical but some of the economic policies he put in place or in motion are to our nations extreme benefit. Short term pain for very much looooong tern gain springs to mind and usually the ones who complained about them either then or now had a vested interest otherwise.
He was very good on his feat in a debate and coupled with a razor sharp wit came up with some crackers of a reply.
Being a Bankstown boy through and through and having a mild pity or at least a disinterest in anything rural or smalltown Australia led to his wonderful jibe about our northernmost city.
A reporter asked him once what he liked about Darwin and his reply was " Flying over it at 40,000 feet on the way to Paris".
Another was his infamous "well if you're not living in Sydney, you're really only camping out ".
And perhaps the one I liked best was when he described Malcolm Fraser as " an easter Island statue with an a..e full of razor blades.
Stewie
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11th December 2013, 11:00 AM #18GOLD MEMBER
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11th December 2013, 01:34 PM #19
I'm not sure that Paul Keating is Australia's greatest PM, but he may be the greatest enigma among the PMs. Uneducated and yet highly intelligent; Arrogant in his public persona and yet different in private life. I suspect there are many more contradictions in this man's personality.
I can't agree with those of you who say he is no longer arrogant. I still see that in him, but it is Keating the man. He believes wholeheartedly in what he says and he believes he is absolutely right. He may be! I admire him for the courage of his convictions. Despite his labour connections, I don't see blind following there and in many respects this would ordinarily be my biggest criticism of party politics. I suppose he doesn't have to toe the line any more. (Malcolm Fraser is the same in this regard.)
I don't believe a university education automatically qualifies you for senior responsibility. Keating is a prime example of how wrong it would be to assume that a higher education is absolutely essential. Keating appears to have a better grasp of how things work than most others in public office and there are a huge number of tertiary educated men and women and also the occasional Rhodes scholar to boot (it doesn't noticeably seem to help the one of whom I'm thinking.)
I can understand Poppa's viewpoint on Keating's lack of "real" work experience. Keating seems to have defied the odds on that one too. Another enigma perhaps.
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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11th December 2013, 01:56 PM #20Skwair2rownd
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Unfortunately I was not in a position to view the last 2 interviews. I must catch up.
I think what Keating had to say about Bob Hawke is very sobering.If ever parliament was adorned
with arrogance then Hawke was that arrogance. I saw him as a powder puff and Keating as the true
thinker and instigator.
A fellow I was at high school with, Tony Cole, was Keatings private secretary and later had a top
treasury position. He always considered Keating to be very focused and knowledgeable and very easy
to work with.
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12th December 2013, 09:55 PM #21
I don't know the series of events that lead him to having Don Watson writing for him ...
but a marriage from heaven I think.
Paul.
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