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  1. #2356
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    First she sent me out for Rocking Horse 5h1t & now she has me looking for Hen's Teeth & if I don't find any before midnight, she says I'll be a lizard forever.... stupid witch.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  2. #2357
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    I think you might have a frog in your throat

  3. #2358
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    "Nemo?"
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  4. #2359
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    The gym-junkie craze has finally hit the animal kingdom. The beak press is one favourite exercise... we're prevented from showing you the cloaca crunch.
    Craig

    Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.

  5. #2360
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    Thought this one would have generated a few more.....thats life

    I like Cliff's but Tea Lady gets the medal

    All yours TL
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  6. #2361
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Thought this one would have generated a few more.....thats life

    I like Cliff's but Tea Lady gets the medal

    All yours TL
    Really? OK, Hang on a tick while I find a pic.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  7. #2362
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    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  8. #2363
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    Peek a boo.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  9. #2364
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    Recycling.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  10. #2365
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    Outlook, dry.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  11. #2366
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    The hole-in-the-wall-gang invested in a clothes dryer for those rainy days.
    Chris
    ========================================

    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  12. #2367
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    Today we are going to look through the round window.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  13. #2368
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    Things started to get really interesting, when the Hobbits moved in next door.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  14. #2369
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    "The starboard porthole was positioned a little too close to the plimsoll line and received too much wash."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  15. #2370
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    Primitive ATM skimming device detected in Djibouti
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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