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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
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    SW Sydney
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    Default Classified Ad

    .. from the local newspaper ...

    2012 Suzuki GSXR 1000, $9,000

    This bike is perfect! It has only 1,000 Kms and has had
    its 500 Kms dealer service.

    It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the
    ground.
    I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was
    purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.

    Apparently "Do whatever you want" doesn't
    mean what I thought.

    Call Steve. 555-1212
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    Reckon we have all heard that before.

    He will learn about the cycle of wife, sorry wife, in due course.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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