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  1. #2206
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    While watching GC 600..

    Craig Lowndes was taught to drive before he was toilet trained, So his parents combined his training.

    And he's still a little S#!T, Hate him hate him hate him.

  2. #2207
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    The poop mobile
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    "Took that corner so fast I lifted the nearside wheels and nearly rolled her. Fortunately I was sitting in the right place......"

  4. #2209
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    Jay Ohrberg's 7th grade workshop project.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  5. #2210
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    For when you got to go.. Fast.....
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Mum kept complaining about the skid marks from my old kart!
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  7. #2212
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    .wcx
    A superb response and I have to congratulate you on your restraint. A provocative subject that was enough to get you banned and me also for being an accessory before the fact!

    I thought we might have had:

    "Goes like a shower of ****."
    "Comfort stops on the move."
    "Do not flush while at traffic lights."

    The list goes on....

    I paticularly liked

    Springwater's "Trivial Poosuit."
    and CMB's reference to

    "electric wipers."

    They struck a chord.

    But it goes to Underfoot for the simplicity and imagery it conjures up.

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    ..moi?...ta..how about...
    Attached Images Attached Images

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  9. #2214
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    Paint me like one of your french girls..
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  10. #2215
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    Its called Bush Pilates

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    flat out like a ...
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  12. #2217
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    At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed
    'Cause they're tired little Teddy Bears
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Oi, Martha, bring me a beer will ya
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    After you have eaten all the leaves, you need a kip.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    I was going to say

    "I'm practising to be a lizzard,"

    but SawdustMaker sort of got there first .

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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