After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an Alphabet wife -
A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What the heck does that mean ?"
He told her "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot".
She smiled happily and said "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J and K ?"
He replied "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling round his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.