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23rd October 2013, 10:58 PM #2176
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Clint Eastwood used a magnum,
but his dad was from an earlier generation when things were done differently.
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23rd October 2013, 11:04 PM #2177
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Nah Nah
The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.
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24th October 2013, 07:45 AM #2178
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now if I throw this just right I can cut the elastic and watch her panties drop
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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24th October 2013, 07:49 AM #2179
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"Why am I smiling? She thinks I've done this before."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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24th October 2013, 06:59 PM #2180
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Another OPSM happy customer.
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24th October 2013, 10:08 PM #2181
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Do ya reckon she now wishes she hadn't blown the insurance premiums on the pokies?
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24th October 2013, 10:47 PM #2182
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Hurry up with the blindfold, I don't like the sight of blood
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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25th October 2013, 06:34 AM #2183
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Ha Ha Ha, (evil laugh that is) the insurance, will soon be all mine!
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25th October 2013, 10:04 AM #2184
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"Hope I don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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25th October 2013, 10:14 AM #2185
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This'll teach her to not buy her used car from Flash Harry's on Parramatta Road.
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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25th October 2013, 11:09 AM #2186
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"Actually, I started off playing darts, but I wasn't much good at that......."
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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25th October 2013, 12:27 PM #2187
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At the latest Working With Wood Expo, Guido demonstrated the latest developments in the ScarySharp system, proudly announcing "It's not just for the Shed anymore; now it's for the WHOLE family!"
- Andy Mc
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25th October 2013, 01:30 PM #2188
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Skew are you sure you don't mean "the hole family"
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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25th October 2013, 06:58 PM #2189
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Gra's final comment was groanworthy but I liked Bushmiller's best - your go Paul.
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Cheers, Bob the labrat
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25th October 2013, 11:47 PM #2190
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Thanks Bob. I keep getting caught out having no pictures. In a moment of madness I cleaned up and they got deleted!
Have a go at this
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scooter.jpg
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PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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