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Thread: One for Christopha
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8th July 2005, 09:47 AM #1
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One for Christopha
Christopha was standing at a WWW when a customer approached and spied his high gloss dome, he approached and ran his hand over it and said 'that feels just like my young wifes breast'.
Christopha then ran his hand over his head and replied 'so it does'.Last edited by Iain; 8th July 2005 at 09:48 AM. Reason: speeling
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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8th July 2005, 10:41 AM #2
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Iain, have you banned your wife from going to anymore www's?
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8th July 2005, 10:42 AM #3
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I did say 'Young"
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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8th July 2005, 10:49 AM #4
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I thought you said this was a JOKE!!!, that sounds just like Christopha
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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8th July 2005, 11:17 AM #5
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a memory
When I was a young apprentice carpenter, about 20 or so, I got to use the same line. One of the finish carpenters had just finished out a beautiful cherry hand rail on a curved stairway. He said, "feel this railing, it's as smooth as my wife's ass". So I ran my hand across it, and replied "yep, it sure is!" About ten minutes later he walked back over to me and asked "what did you just say?" I still get a good laugh over the look on his face. I just turned away and walked off, laughing.
"Always cutting corners...!"
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9th July 2005, 07:55 PM #6
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Iain, maaaate, please stop........ nar...... keep it up maaaaaaaate!
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10th July 2005, 03:04 AM #7
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My old man waited about twenty years in the police dog squad for the opportunity for this one to come up...
Had just finished a job and the dog was doing its thing, kicking back licking its nuts. Another copper walks up and says, "Jeez I wish I could do that". The old man replies, "If you give him a pat he'll probably let you". :eek:
DanIs there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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