Nice old Grandfather rang the Hospital, Yes sir what can I do for you.
I wood like to know how Fred Roberts is doing, he is in Room 302.
Hold the line, & I will ask the Nurses Station on Floor 3.
You will be happy to know that he is doing very well.
His Blood Pressure is OK, Heart is Excellent, & everything else seems to be Functionally well.
Thank you, I am grateful for that information, says the Grandfather.
Nurse asks, is Fred a Son of yours in 302.
No, I'm Fred Roberts in 302, & nobody tells me anything.