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  1. #2041
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    OK, try this one... it is NOT a Dachshund in a Giraffe suit.

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    I knew I would not get the giraffe disguise right so I tried a human one instead but I don't think I got it quite right but don't laugh because I don't forget.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Dumbo sneaking into a Dolly Parton concert
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    veni, vidi,
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    "Levis' new ad campaign for the fuller figure."

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    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    I thought Russ hinze had died
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Eliphantitearse
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Rangoon Redneck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    OK, try this one... it is NOT a Dachshund in a Giraffe suit.
    Well of course not - it's obviously a dachshund in an ELEPHANT suit!

    Actually I work with that guy - his name's Raji. But I don't know who it is sitting on his neck.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Honey... Do these jeans make my bum look big?
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Huey's Kitchen records their Indian Special.

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    I'm so embarrassed. My nail polish doesn't match my lippy.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    ..Trust me Raj...I'm gonna remember this..

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    ..Trust me Raj...I'm gonna remember this..
    tsk,tsk.

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    Q. Why did the Elephant Paint his Toe Nails different colours?
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ticky View Post
    Q. Why did the Elephant Paint his Toe Nails different colours?
    Because the giraffe used up the last of the red.

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