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  1. #1951
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    Cyclops nemisis
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  2. #1952
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    "The optometrist just loves me."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  3. #1953
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    I have to go easy on the grog or I see quadruple.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  4. #1954
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    Mum, I hate my glasses.

    The mean boys all call me "eight eyes"

  5. #1955
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    Now, where are my tetracles?

  6. #1956
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    Mum said I should never make a spectacle of myself. HMMMPH! Easier said than done...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

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    Anyone know where I can get a stereo camera with multi focal lens's
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

  9. #1959
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    How come my brown eyes are blue?

  10. #1960
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    The reason first cousins shouldn't marry.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  11. #1961
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    Herej lookin at you Kid
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

  12. #1962
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    The reason first cousins shouldn't marry.
    Think I'll go with this one

    though I thought I'd get some sort of blind date caption
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    Nick
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  13. #1963
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    Off you go then.
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  14. #1964
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    Eat it!!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  15. #1965
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    You in the army now boy, when you do a push up get your face on the ground like this.

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