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Thread: Questions that need answers
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4th September 2013, 01:17 AM #1
Questions that need answers
1) Why does the gynaecologist leave the room when his patient gets undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?
5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say'
My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?
13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
14) What do you call male ballerinas?
15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
16) If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
17) If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables then what is baby oil made from?
18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe you believe them but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it to make sure?
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4th September 2013, 09:13 AM #2
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13th September 2013, 01:11 PM #3
2) only in france
18) because you can't reach the stars ?
David Frost: In a crashing helicopter pilot turns to passengers says "do something religious"
so they took up a collection...I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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13th September 2013, 03:42 PM #4
No, only to a certain depth, and only to a certain hight above. The depth is so the government can separatly sell the mining rights.
My Freezer has a light
Ballet Dancer
because that is what you end up as if you dont keep an eye on them
Because we can easily verify one but not the otherI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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14th September 2013, 06:32 PM #5
No. 7. My freezer did not come with a light.
... seems it must have been a "bit light on".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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