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Thread: More to get you all groaning....
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11th September 2013, 01:17 PM #1
More to get you all groaning....
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said Thyroid problem?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
I've often wanted to drown my troubles but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M1. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 6 hardened criminals.
I was bullied at school and called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me 'and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire 'which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said ''No six should be enough.'
If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand such as working for a living.
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