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  1. 7th September 2013, 08:36 AM #1
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    Default A duck............

    Fred, this one is for you..

    A duck is about to cross the road when a chicken shouts out "Whoa.......don't go there, you will never hear the end of it"
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.
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  2. 7th September 2013, 10:04 AM #2
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    So, the duck didn't cross because he was chicken.

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  3. 7th September 2013, 04:23 PM #3
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    No, the duck didnt cross because he was a duck and chickens and ducks dont cross anyway.
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