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    A patrol car came up behind a little old lady in a Mini, when the occupants realised she was knitting whilst driving, they drove up along side and the policeman in the passenger seat shouted out the window "Pull over!".
    She shouted back "No officer, a cardigan!"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Policeman asks motorist why he is rushing, motorist replies "because my parents come from the Ukraine"
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Heard at the Olympics
    "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
    "No I am German but how did you know my name is Walter."
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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