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Thread: Chuck The Rooster
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10th August 2013, 06:25 PM #1
Chuck The Rooster
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.
The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?
The old farmer said, that's my pet rooster chuck. Wherever i go, chuck goes.
" i'm sorry sir,"said the ticket agent we can't allow animals in the theater."
the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed chuck down his overalls.
Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.
He sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. .. ...
The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"marge," whispered mildred.
"what?" said marge.
"i think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"what makes you think so?" asked marge?
"he undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered mildred.
"well, don't worry about it", said marge..
"at our age we've seen 'em all, big ones and small ones"
"i thought so too", said mildred,
but this one' eatin' my popcorn...!
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16th August 2013, 08:42 PM #2
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Great joke but some of my friends didn't get it. I needed to explain.
CP
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17th August 2013, 09:29 AM #3
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