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    Default Load of Bull

    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the

    herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning

    to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.


    Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but

    possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke

    through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a

    machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him .........


    but they taste like peppermint.
    Cheers Fred



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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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    What could possibly go wrong.

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    C'mon mate ... that's a whole load of bull.


    Allan
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    I've herd that one before.

    Keith.

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