Parole

[ozwinner]

Ok Dudes- Dudesses.

This August I am due for parole I have been in here 2 years.
I must be due for parole for good behavour ??

Guys!!!!!...........................................

Al

[himzol]

I must be due for parole for good behavour ??

"the term of his natural life" comes to mind, then again it does depend on your definition of "natural".

H.

[Grunt]

Good behaviour? Ain't seen any of that from you.

[boban]

Ok Dudes- Dudesses.

This August I am due for parole I have been in here 2 years.
I must be due for parole for good behavour ??

Guys!!!!!...........................................

Al

You'll have to serve out your sentence I'm afraid......your definition of good behaviour must be different to that of the parole board.

[ozwinner]

Good behaviour? Ain't seen any of that from you.

Looks like youll be before the parole board for 2 years too....

Al

[Grunt]

Looks like youll be before the parole board for 2 years too....

Al

Yes, but I've been a good boy and have never been censored or posted anything that any one could possible take offence at. Also, all of my posts are exclusively about woodwork and woodwork related issues.

Oh and I never lie.

[Rusty]

Sure, you'll make parole...go straight for a while...stay off the net...

But I know your type, Al, you'll be back.

(So are you locked in here with us, or are we locked in here with you?:eek

Rus.
(On day release...)

[bitingmidge]

Al,

Al,


Al,

Sit down old son...... have you forgotten, your sentence is extended by five years everytime you spit the dummy!

I think it's multiple life sentences for you old chum, to be served consecutively.... ie when you die, you've still got a few to go.

You ain't getting out of here pal!!

P

[Kev Y.]

What do you recon, if we let him out only when he has sold all the stuff in the craporium??

[Driver]

Ok Dudes- Dudesses.

This August I am due for parole I have been in here 2 years.
I must be due for parole for good behavour ??

Guys!!!!!...........................................

Al

It's obvious that you've got no chance of parole. I mean - you can't even make your mind up whether to refer to us as Dudes, Dudesses or Guys.

The reality is that we are blokes or sheilas, according to the Code of Practice (Chapter: Terms of Reference, Paragraph: Labels: Sub-Paragraph: Making Sure Al Doesn't Get Parole) with partial dispensation for blokes who occasionally act like chaps. (jeez, the red's workin' well tonight!)

[Daddles]

Al, Al, you don't get paroled INTO the asylum, you get paroled OUT of it. We are the sane ones :eek: Yes. It's true :eek: Hard to believe I know, but it's true. We ARE the sane ones. I mean, do you see those other tossers wearing foilie kilts? Of course not. That proves they do not know of the dangers inherent in the extraterrestial invasion so criminally kept hidden from us by our government. So relax my boy. Go polish your foilie ... oh, and make sure you don't get tricked into taking your pill - we still don't know what's in it but we suspect it may be nano-bots :eek:

Richard

[Bob Willson]

Don't forget that escape attempt either when you faked your death by suggesting that the spelling Nazis had got to you and suggested that you were going to suicide by swallowing dictionaries whole.

[Ashore]

And your setence was for Hard time and though your've given us a hard time you haven't recieved enough of a hard time .....YET.....





Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

[Harry72]

Throw away the key... and stop droppin the soap on purpose Al !