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  1. #1696
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    And if refugees don't have a Visa, They will not be allowed to settle in Australia.

    Cigaretts will be $5.00 each, but this is to deter smoking .... Not to raise my pay ... er er .... Revenue!!!
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ticky View Post
    And if refugees don't have a Visa, They will not be allowed to settle in Australia.

    Cigaretts will be $5.00 each, but this is to deter smoking .... Not to raise my pay ... er er .... Revenue!!!

    ...............um.............wrong thread me thinks..................
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    ...............um.............wrong thread me thinks..................
    No I just think he mistook a mouse for a rat
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    No I just think he mistook a mouse for a rat

    Well I knew it was some type of vermin
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _fly_ View Post
    .

    You just wait for Jerry and the Gerbils first album.
    I'll give it to fly for this one, with apologies to the Pacemakers.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  6. #1701
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    Ta,
    Time to go back to sheeps.
    funny_sheep_picture_22.jpg

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    Lady BaBa
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Daft punk finally remove their helmets

    Going from one generation to another
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    My boyfriend is just going for fush end chups.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Baa Baa Binks. (you need to be a Starwars fan)
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Being put out to stud isn't all it's cracked up to be.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Kiss haven't aged well at all
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    When sheep go bad.
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    ..What the flock...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Baa Baa Binks. (you need to be a Starwars fan)
    I am, but only for the first three.

    Now stop acting the goat you lot.

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