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  1. #1681
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    The epitome of bad taste....fancy wearing that outfit with pink accessories.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    "Hi mom, can I borrow your pinking shears, I want to trim my woolly jumper"
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    "listen Bozo! when I said I wanted something pink and fuzzy..........."
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  4. #1684
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    Default Da winner is

    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    The epitome of bad taste....fancy wearing that outfit with pink accessories.
    I liked Cliff's as well but was worried the stewards might become involved

    I was half expecting something like "Ms Dustmaker taking Doona for a walk"

    So over to you Chris
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  5. #1685
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    Here you go.
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  6. #1686
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    and for my next number......
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  7. #1687
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    Nancy Wake giving a speach
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  8. #1688
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    Nancy Wake giving a speach
    That may go over a few heads Gra.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  9. #1689
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    Cordless mouse?
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    Alvin and the Chipmonks got nothing on me.

    You just wait for Jerry and the Gerbils first album.

  11. #1691
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    Elvis Ratley
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    ...Ham-star..

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  13. #1693
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    That may go over a few heads Gra.
    I figured the average audience here was old enough
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  14. #1694
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    ......
    Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheee-eel
    Goin' to the rodent house, gonna have a reee-eal
    Good time

    Let it roll, baby roll
    Let it roll, baby roll

    All night lo-ong



    (Nancy was all-white)
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  15. #1695
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    Mouse organ.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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