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  1. #1
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    Default Not mush room to eat

    A group of friends gathered together for a nice meal of steak
    and mushrooms. Mushrooms were too expensive at the shops
    so the wife asked her husband to pick some from their paddock.
    Although he suggested they might be poisonous she insisted
    that she had seen their dog eating them and they would be ok.

    After cooking the steak and mushrooms she even gave some to the
    dog who ate them without hesitation.

    The group of people went on to enjoy their dinner when suddenly
    their daughter raced in and said, "The dog just died".

    Suddenly there was panic and the woman rang her doctor who said
    he would come immediately and give everyone an enema. Within
    minutes there was an ambulance and attendants with their cases,
    syringes and stomach pumps. One by one each member of the group
    received attention.

    After all the commotion had subsided the daughter leaned over to her
    mother and said, "Would you believe it, the bloke that ran over our
    dog did not even stop to check on it".


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Jokes like that indicate you're a real fun guy Allan
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    This could only happen in Queensland!!!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    rrich Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    This could only happen in Queensland!!!
    Or West Virginia

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