Irish Toast
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>John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
>the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won
>him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went
>home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
>toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
>John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
>in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed,
>John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of
>John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man
>chuckled leeringly andsaid, "John won the prize, the
>other night, with a toast about you, Mary." She said,
>"Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's
>only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the
>other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."