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  1. #1
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    Dec 2001
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    Post I tried to liven this one up

    An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day.

    Bored in his woodturning copy-lathe lesson he gets up and walks out.

    Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him. Knowing he will be in dire trouble for skipping class he pulls a knife out and stabs him and runs out of the school.

    As he gets outside he thinks "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school and runs off to his inflatable home.

    An hour later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

    Later on in the evening he wakes up in inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is on the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones


    "Boy, you've let me down; you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".


    [This message has been edited by Eastie (edited 20 January 2003).]

  2. #2
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    Apr 2002
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    Brisbane
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    What a let down!!!!
    Any thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
    Most powertools have sharp teeth.
    People are made of meat.
    Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.

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