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  1. 2nd June 2013, 10:52 PM #1
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    An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly
    unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track.
    I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet my Maker.

    Apparently "Remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered an appropriate response.
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    He was certainly "on track" to meet his maker.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    He was certainly "on track" to meet his maker.



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    He'll have to wait a bit in NSW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    He was certainly "on track" to meet his maker.



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    Thats an old line Allan
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    One could say that he has a one track mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bleeder View Post
    He'll have to wait a bit in NSW.
    Well it would never happen in Queensland!!
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