There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for her husbands golf club and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there reading the paper.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I said that they could stay in our bedroom. Hope that’s OK”?