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9th December 2002, 01:20 PM #1
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a truly bad joke
What did the dog say when it sat on sand paper?
Ruff
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9th December 2002, 10:37 PM #2
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What did the dog say when he sat on top of the house?
Roof roof.
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What did the dog say when he saw The Honeymooners (for the youngsters in our midst, a great old TV show)
Ralph Ralph.
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What does a dog say when hit by a flame thrower.
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10th December 2002, 01:02 AM #3
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How do you make a dog meow?
Bung him in the freezer for 2 days &
then run him across the saw bench &
he'l go MMmmmeeeeooooowwww!!!
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How do you make a cat bark?
Dip him in turps & throw a lite match at him...
He'll go WHOOF!
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