drinkin buddies

[Ray from Toronto]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, " You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut
off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "Who's horny.....?!" and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

[John Saxton]

Works most times unless you forgot (in the haze)you're in the wrong room with the mother-in-law!

[Gino]

LOL Maybe thats what I should have done John when I was living with her. She'd like me more now.

regards

Gino