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11th May 2013, 10:40 AM #1
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Your numbers up
Q: Why is the number six afraid?
A: Because seven eight nineCheers Fred
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17th May 2013, 10:33 PM #2
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My six year old thinks this is the funniest joke ever!
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18th May 2013, 10:07 AM #3
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Fred I see you found Allan from Wallan's book of Jokes. Please send it back to publisher
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19th May 2013, 12:07 PM #4
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awe i just couldn't resist it.
Cheers Fred
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19th May 2013, 12:16 PM #5
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How did you live to 71 and not ever hear that joke Fred?
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19th May 2013, 01:24 PM #6
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How did he live to 71 telling jokes like that.
Originally Posted by tea lady
How did you live to 71 and not ever hear that joke Fred?
Chris
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....................but it's better than the alternative.
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19th May 2013, 02:44 PM #7
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He missed a kindy arithmetic class
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20th May 2013, 12:00 AM #8
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With so much interest and so many replies i must see if i can find more in a similar style.
Cheers Fred
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20th May 2013, 12:38 AM #9
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TL, i've led a very sheltered life. Originally Posted by tea lady
How did you live to 71 and not ever hear that joke Fred? 
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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20th May 2013, 09:57 AM #10
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Originally Posted by fenderbelly
I can only find two words in response Fred
... "PLEASE DON'T"
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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20th May 2013, 11:29 AM #11
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That's three words. Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
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