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  1. #1
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    Wot's the difference?

    Q> What's the difference between a troupe of magicians and a troupe of Las Vegas showgirls?

    A> The magicians show a cunning array of stunts while the showgirls show the opposite!


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    Catch ya later,
    Peter B.
    (Corunetes)
    Catch ya later,
    Peter B.
    (Corunetes)
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    You, you and you, panic!..... The rest of you come with me!

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    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
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    And a goldfish mucks around fountains while a mountain goat.................
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    A cavalry horse darts into the fray while a draft horse......................

    It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

  4. #4
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    A vegetarian is trying to diet but a schoolgirl is dying to try it.

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