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  1. #1456
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    I think I will go with this one. Off you go TL.



    One that occurred to me- Jack tussle.

    Regards
    Oh that's a good one. I like the light in the mouth one. Anyway Off to have a look .......

    Stick with Jackies I reckon.

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    Either bring it out and share it or get out of the hole and give me a go, after all I am a Terrier (ground dog).
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    If a dog and a half digs a hole and a half in a day and a half.....
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    Oooer! Are you gonna get it when Master gets in... he doesn't even like holes in the garden!

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    If a dog and a half digs a hole and a half in a day and a half.....
    ...then how many legs are on the bus?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    "I think you are being rather forward on our first date!"

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    Paul
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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Listen son, "How many times have I told you that you are not an Ostrich?"

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    Which way did he go...which way....
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Waiting, waiting, waiting....
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    If a dog and a half digs a hole and a half in a day and a half.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post

    ...then how many legs are on the bus?
    Another referance to a long past thread. Which kind of needs Alex's bit to make a sort of sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    "I think you are being rather forward on our first date!"

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    Paul
    Thias is pretty funny. Considering what would be on view with the butt in the air. Off you go regards Paul.
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    Thanks TL. I rather liked 's entry which was the first thought that came to mind when I saw the pic, but I couldn't work out a way to integrate it.

    I guess you couldn't award to him anyway on principle .

    Have a go at this and I would like detractors to note that it's clean. Oh I suppose not really .

    skip 2.jpg

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    Love them and leave them.

    or

    Heads down bum up.

    or

    The ones Sheila West rejected.
    Hugh

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    They were just lion around.
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    Parked outside the Pearly Gates, it would appear that the Jews were right after all...

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    You've all seen the magicians trick of cutting a woman in half.
    This is the industrial version where we use a steel bin and an angle grinder....




    (yeah I know there's an extra arm in the picture, he ruined my picture)

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