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    Lawyer 2

    The police turned up at the scene of an accident, It appears that a prominent lawyer was alighting from his car ( a Porche of course) when it was side swipee and the drivers door was ripped off.

    As the police approached the lawyer they could hear him bemoaning the fact that his beloved porche was a total wreck.

    Noticing that the man had suffered an injuy to his Right arm the police suggested that he seek medical attention. Whereby the lawyer finally noticing the missing right hand cried....

    MY ROLEX IS MISSING!!!!!

    (sorry Robert I saw the soft white of the underbelly! )
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    What's a Porche, and a Rolex?

    It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

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    Cool

    Found ...now lost
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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