Recipe for the perfect marriage

[MBM888]

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in VIC , and mine is in QLD

3. I take my wife everywhere....
But she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

8. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
For the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

9. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

10. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.

11. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months
I don't like to interrupt her.

12 The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

[hp8]

No 9....ain't that da truth

[chambezio]

And that's how I got the black eye!!!!!!!!!!