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17th September 2002, 11:09 PM #1
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lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked,
"Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
"But how 'bout my friend?"
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too."
"But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor fellows
says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is
almost a foot tall."
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18th September 2002, 12:05 AM #2
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Orthodontal dealings with grass stains rather than hair must also be a challenge!!
Johnno
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20th September 2002, 12:21 AM #3
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How do you get hair in your mouth?
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20th September 2002, 08:30 AM #4
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Gino, oh........ forget it
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: http://community.webshots.com/user/iain49Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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20th September 2002, 01:26 PM #5
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Just as well
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Ian () Robertson
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21st September 2002, 08:43 AM #6
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Bit like a rabbit but longer ears
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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21st September 2002, 12:59 PM #7
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As a lawyer (who gave practice away some 10 years ago) I want to make the observation that the hereinbefore stated joke has generated this vast amount of intelligent commentary on the relative merits of either grass or hair in the teeth. Surely this establishes the worth and benefit of having lawyers in the society.
That being so, I expect that the publication of lawyer jokes will now cease and that all members will desist from any further unruly or otherwise inappropriate behaviour in that regard.
It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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22nd September 2002, 12:15 AM #8
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AW gee, mr. WA, you've taken away all my best jokes...........
Here's one for old timers sake...
Q."What's the difference between a (insert desired profession here) and a catfish?"
A. "One is a bottom dwelling scumsucker & the other is a fish!"
Now that I have that out of hair (singular) I promise never to tell the joke again. (ever)
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Peter B.
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