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  1. 23rd April 2013, 10:24 AM #1
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    Default Visit to the doc

    A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.

    He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."

    The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."    >>
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    But he was eating right ... and left.

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