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  1. #1381
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    "Got any sauce in there?"

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Goosed.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    She ducked down to the shops to get some duck down but was downed by a duck
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Police said that the gang's tactic was for several members to create a diversion to allow the leader to strike unnoticed.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  5. #1385
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    Good job Stoolies.

  6. #1386
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    Peeking duck
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    "Squatting down there in her smart trouser suit in front of passers-by she felt a bit of a goose."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Quickly. Tell me again how to to that trick with the golden egg."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  9. #1389
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Peeking duck
    All yours!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Thanks Skew...
    OK folks, try this.013.jpg
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    "It's a minefield out there."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    These 2 man portable toilets are not was I was expecting when I ordered it from fleabay.

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    From the vault - The first episode of Mythbusters
    Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- Sun Tzu

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    Local farmers underwhelmed by latest budget cuts to railway system...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Local farmers underwhelmed by latest budget cuts to railway system...
    Liberals declaim the cuts as 'improvements to the air conditioning system'
    The opposition insists they could have finished it sooner and for less.
    Last edited by Skew's_Girl; 12th April 2013 at 11:26 PM. Reason: grammar smammar

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