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    Default 0-100 what....

    Read First, then look at picture.
    Three blokes are sitting in a bar.
    The first bloke says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
    The other 2 blokes don't know what he's talking about so he reveals,"I bought her a nice Porsche"
    The second bloke says: I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"
    One of the others, who knows his cars, answers, "That HAS to be a Ferrari right?" "Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
    The third one says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2seconds."
    THAT CANT BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
    Well - it's not a car," he answers.
    Can you guess what it was he bought her?
    See the attached picture.
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    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Hello Rosemary !! were are you when you most needed
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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