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Thread: 0-100 what....
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21st June 2005, 12:29 PM #1
0-100 what....
Read First, then look at picture.
Three blokes are sitting in a bar.
The first bloke says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
The other 2 blokes don't know what he's talking about so he reveals,"I bought her a nice Porsche"
The second bloke says: I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"
One of the others, who knows his cars, answers, "That HAS to be a Ferrari right?" "Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
The third one says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2seconds."
THAT CANT BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
Well - it's not a car," he answers.
Can you guess what it was he bought her?
See the attached picture.
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.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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21st June 2005, 03:14 PM #2
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hello Rosemary !! were are you when you most neededI try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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