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21st June 2005, 12:59 PM #1
For our American friends
There are two glaring errors in these pictures, can you spot them?
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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21st June 2005, 01:11 PM #2
You are absolutley correct
1. Real Aussies ride roos bareback.
2. Aussie roos roll their own, not smoke filter tips. Aussie kids take their beer straight from the can, no poofy straws for them.
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21st June 2005, 01:12 PM #3
Well, in the first one, the kangaroo seems to have something on his front paws and in the second, the roo appears to be wearing eye shadow.
Oh, and no Australian would drink Fosters.
Richard
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21st June 2005, 01:24 PM #4
Roo's must display a valid number plate when being ridden on public roads
And roos don't drink from the bottle
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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21st June 2005, 01:37 PM #5
A few I didn't spot, mine were:
No one drinks Fosters.
No approved helmet on the roo rider.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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21st June 2005, 02:19 PM #6
the first one should have included a "no war" logo on the opera house as well as some gum trees.. as well as wild dead ones hanging from fences and blown off heads.
the second one was obviously faked for if an aussie had taken the photo then the kid would not be obscuring the roo's tackle whilst he lay in repose.
everyone knows your not supposed to smoke in front of kids too.Zed
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21st June 2005, 02:21 PM #7
Can you get the Harbour bridge in a picture of the Opry house taken from that angle? :confused:
No father worth his salt would allow junior anywhere near a large can of Fosters(Can you still get them?)Jack the Lad.
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21st June 2005, 02:35 PM #8
Come on boys. We've got yanks on this forum. We've also got some Texans. How about a reply?
Richard
yes, I know it's in the middle of the night there but that doesn't seem to stop a lot of them.
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21st June 2005, 02:36 PM #9Originally Posted by JackoH
Richard
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21st June 2005, 02:38 PM #10Senior Member
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I thought the can was one of those money boxes.
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21st June 2005, 02:44 PM #11
The roo is on the footpath. Everyone knows that if you're over 12 you have to ride your roo on the road.
Is there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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21st June 2005, 02:48 PM #12
No self-respecting roo rider would wear a baseball cap. The proper headgear is a battered Akubra with dangling corks and a crocodile-tooth hatband (properly soaked in drop-bear repellent, of course).
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21st June 2005, 02:50 PM #13Can you get the Harbour bridge in a picture of the Opry house taken from that angle?"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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21st June 2005, 02:58 PM #14
1. Hasn't got the knife ("that's not a knife...")
2. You'd never let your roo in the house, let alone sit on the setee. They're a bugger to house-train, and they get roo hairs everywhere.Those are my principles, and if you don't like them . . . well, I have others.
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21st June 2005, 02:58 PM #15Originally Posted by aussiecolector
And it leads to another mistake - every kid knows you can't suck five cent pieces up a straw.
Richard
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