C'mon! Spice it up somebody !

[Driver]

Hey Squizzy, how'd your lycra bicycle outfit stand up to being worn while working on your bobcat?

Richard

NOOOOOOOO!

That image of the Squizzman in a lycra bicycle outfit has entirely put me off my breakfast :eek:

[silentC]

Thanks for reminding me. I've got a lovely pair of Lycra longs on order and I have to pick them up tomorrow. It's getting a bit chilly down here....

[Driver]

Thanks for reminding me. I've got a lovely pair of Lycra longs on order and I have to pick them up tomorrow. It's getting a bit chilly down here....

(Not sure I want an answer to this question but ...) When you say "down here" are you referring to your geographic location or indicating your nether regions? :eek:

[Ashore]

I thought this thread was going to be railed onto the subject of Lycra bicycling suits but it doesn't seem to have come up
Cheers

Depends on the colour of the pants should always be black







Never Red





A picture is worth a thousand words, and so it should be it uses up a thousand times the memory.

[silentC]

(Not sure I want an answer to this question but ...) When you say "down here" are you referring to your geographic location or indicating your nether regions? :eek:

Ahh, don't you love the English language, with all it's double meanings and ambiguities?

Here's my best effort at getting a post deleted today:

Friends of mine are in a bit of a 'self help' stage at the moment. She bought a book which they were both reading and it's aimed at improving communications between partners resulting in better relationships and, most importantly, improvements in the the, ahem, bedroom.

It's called "The Seven Languages of Love". When she told me the title, I came up with the perfect catch phrase for it: "This book will take you from Multilingual to Cunilingual in Seven easy steps." Ho ho ho.

[Daddles]

Oh dear.

[Driver]

Perhaps Crabtree could help? He's a bit of a linguist. (Please take careful note of the fact that I have assiduously avoided the most obvious adjective in that last sentence). Failing Crabtree, there's a bloke called Hornblower wandering aimlessly in the proximity of the RITFOTU and ignored by the current plot line.

[Gumby]

Depends on the colour of the pants should always be black







Never Red





A picture is worth a thousand words, and so it should be it uses up a thousand times the memory.

Ouch ! That guy in the red photo, first on the left. Isn't that the worst case of tackle separation you've ever seen ? :eek: No wonder he isn't smiling...........

[vsquizz]

I'm sorry I mentioned it well its off to the cycling forum

Daddles, I think my overalls should be burnt:eek: .

It would have been alright if the Cat was on the ground but it was on the truck with a whole heap of dirt in the tray. I couldn't move it because as soon as you turn the key both Hyd pumps are running and the diesel would have gone through the system.

My partner is enduring a certain amount of P**s Taking these last few days.

Cheers

[Gingermick]

Cayenne, fenugreek and coriander

[vsquizz]

NOOOOOOOO!

That image of the Squizzman in a lycra bicycle outfit has entirely put me off my breakfast :eek:

Col, I think I still have some of my old lycra shorts ...photo pending

Cheeersss

[ozwinner]

Flea!!!!
DONT DO IT!!!!!

Al :eek:

[ozwinner]

(Not sure I want an answer to this question but ...) When you say "down here" are you referring to your geographic location or indicating your nether regions? :eek:

Come on Col.
Everyone excpects your mock French version of events.

Al

[vsquizz]

There is some very intellectual discussion on Lycra on this forum:

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Cheers

[Caliban]

Here's my best effort at getting a post deleted today:

Take lessons from me if you want to get deleted. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I think your post is way worse than mine, all I did was mention roger the cabin boy out of context.
And the poor bugger who picked up on my line of comment also got deleted.
Maybe there should be an automatic notification when a post gets deleted and maybe an explanation soz we know when our toes are over the line.