Workshop signs -

[JackoH]

Seen on a T-Shirt recently. Rich Boys Have Bigger Toys. But They Still Die!

[Eastie]

Another:

WorkSafe has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my ass is two people at one time, unless I install handrails or harness points. As you are the sixth person to want to ride my ass today please take a ticket and wait your turn.

[soundman]

Sign over the counter of the BLIBLI general store circa 1968
Dont ask for credit he's dead!!

[Bazza]

I am always in the , only the depth varies.

[AlexS]

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get

[Bushrat]

Rod,
Sign seen on a car in Port Douglas

" The only true wilderness is found between a greenies ears"

"Give Polititions simple directions -- Off"
Cheers
Bushie
Everyday above the dirt is a good one

[Red neck]

Rod,

Is this what you were looking for?

ACHTUNG
Das machine ist nicht fur gerfingenpoken und mitten grabben, ist easy schnappen der springenwork, blowen fusem and poppen corkon mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gerwerken by das dummkopker. Und rubben necken sightseerem keepem hands in das pockets, relaxen, und vatch das blinken lights.

RN

[Rod Smith]

Thanks RN
Thats the one. Welcome and congratulations on your first post!
Cheers
Rod

[ubeaut]

Everywhere I go,
There I am.

[Rod Smith]

Me 3. LOL