One for the art lovers.....

[Christopha]

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willy also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.
"In fact, there's no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

[Daddles]

Good one. This rotten system won't let me give you a greenie, but you've earnt it you old reprobate.

Richard

[Kev Y.]

I gave him one for you.... A greenie that is

[Iain]

Sure it's not a 'Pinkie'
Payback for the attack on SWMBO, coming dear or was it me :confused:

[Prince Charles]

Ive met some of those coal miners, dreadful chaps.

Charles

[Kev Y.]

I know quite a few!!!

I think it is the effects of the coal dust, sends the mad as hatters