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  1. #1201
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    Now Daisy's got their attention, time for phase 2 of the plan
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  2. #1202
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    Why get takeout when they do home delivery...
    Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- Sun Tzu

  3. #1203
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    he he he - they still think i am over there - suckers
    Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- Sun Tzu

  4. #1204
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    Meals on wheels
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  5. #1205
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    I don't have to get them, they will climb down on their own eventually.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  6. #1206
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Meals on wheels
    I was going to say that .

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  7. #1207
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    Did ya see the size of the one that got away!

  8. #1208
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    "Oh! How I wish that pompous pussy Shere Khan could see me now!"

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  9. #1209
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    Just waiting for me mate. It always cracks her up when they jump out of their skin when I roar.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #1210
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    Jeez I dunno. They said there was wild life here. Sure smells like there is, But I don't see it.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  11. #1211
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    The animal kingdoms' David Attenborough doing a doco on homo sapiens migratory habits
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Now for the honorary mention in this years Darwin Awards. If this goes the way we think they will be second in the running for winner this year.

  13. #1213
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    "I do hope those jeans are cotton; Synthetics so screw up a perfectly good rump."

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  14. #1214
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    "Ya sure you don't see any Tigers? This is s'posed ta be Big Cat Country!"

    "Nar mate. All I can see is the line in the middle of the road..."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  15. #1215
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    "Ya sure you don't see any Tigers? This is s'posed ta be Big Cat Country!"

    "Nar mate. All I can see is the line in the middle of the road..."
    And NOBODY crosses the county line.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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